IdentifyTraceFixHold

make the next chapter
your most profitable

More customers. Better margins.
Room to breathe.

AI-powered business solutions
for a changing world.

Let’s talk
01 / identify the problem

start with the work that isn’t working

quotes take too long. invoices go out late. follow-up gets missed. we start with the problem costing you time, money or customers, then trace it through the work.

02 / find the cause

where the hours actually go

the work, walked end to end with the people who do it. hours and days put on every handoff, from this business, not an industry average.

03 / then, fix

the smallest change that removes the problem

usually a process change, a template, or a tool you already pay for. AI where it earns its place.

04 / and keep it fixed

built to hold after we're gone

every step has an owner and a way to tell it's still working. nothing runs through your inbox that doesn't need to.

03 / the offer

the process audit

we sit down with the people who do the work, map how it actually flows, and hand over a plan: the top process problems, what each one costs, and what to fix first. run it in-house, or retain us to manage it.

what you walk away with

your week, mapped: every handoff costed, and the fixes ranked by what each one is worth

01 / Current-state snapshot

See where the work gets stuck.

LeadQuoteApprovePlanDeliverInvoicePaidReview CONTINUOUS WORKFLOW
Work flowing

Each handoff records its owner, time and friction. The audit supplies your business’s figures.

02 / Priorities & next steps

Know what to fix first.

Do firstBig projectsEasy extrasLater
  1. 01
    Ranked opportunitiesEffort, impact and estimated savings
  2. 02
    A four-day quick-wins planActions, owners and next steps
  3. 03
    The business caseEstimated revenue, cost or time impact, with assumptions
  4. 04
    How to measure successA starting baseline and measures to track progress

A tailored slide deck, reviewed together.

what's included

the audit call, about 45 minutes. an interview shaped by your pre-audit information, focused on how the work happens and where the opportunities are.

the analysis. each process scored on effort against payoff, with conservative hours and dollars attached. done on our time.

the plan. the top process problems ranked, what each one costs, what to fix first and how. written to be run without us.

the review call, about 30 minutes. a walk-through of the plan. then it's yours: run it in-house, or retain us to manage it.

the price
$999 fixed · paid before the audit

credited toward the first build, good for 12 months. take the plan and build with us, and the audit has effectively cost nothing.

5 hours a week identified. Or $999 refunded. Your report identifies at least five hours a week of time savings within 30 days of the audit call, or we refund the full audit fee. The guarantee covers savings identified, not implementation results.
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from first conversation to a clear plan
01

meet. a 15-minute introduction to understand your goals and check fit.

02

prepare. purchase the audit, share your goals, workflows and key figures, then schedule your interview.

03

explore. a focused 45-minute audit interview, shaped by the information you’ve shared.

04

analyze. we assess the opportunities and build your plan, with AI where it earns its place.

05

review. a 30-minute walk-through of your findings and plan, within 30 days of the audit call.

06

put it to work. run it yourself, build with us, or choose ongoing management. Your $999 counts toward the first build for 12 months.

Ready to get started? You can purchase the audit directly, whether you’ve attended a partner workshop or already know it’s the right next step.

secure checkout · card or bank · refundable under the guarantee
04 / then what

what usually comes next

take the plan and implement it yourself, ask us to build the solution, or choose ongoing management. the shape depends on your business and the opportunity. examples, not a menu:

quote-to-invoice cleanup

quotes out the same day. invoices out automatically. reminders that aren't awkward.

follow-up that doesn't forget

every lead and every sent quote gets a second touch until it's answered.

decision offload

the decisions only you should make, separated from the ones that just land on your desk.

AI on the repetitive work

drafting, intake, classification, summaries: the work that's light on judgment, automated and checked.

process documentation sprint

how the work actually gets done, written down, before someone leaves with it.

fractional program lead

we run the project so nobody inside has to. by the month, for as long as it's useful.

examples, not a menu · scoped after the process audit · the $999 comes off the top
05 / the firm

the firm behind the muppet

Angry Muppet Consulting is grounded in experience with both technical systems and the people and businesses that depend on them. from operating nuclear power plants in the Navy to engineering control systems and leading teams, the common thread has been making things work better. that means understanding the technology, how people use it, and whether an improvement is worth the investment. we bring that same approach to your business: practical changes, sound decisions and results you can measure.

about the name. wild hair. big beard. a passing resemblance to an angry muppet. started as a nickname, and it stuck. the work is serious. the name doesn’t have to be.

25 yearsprogram management
MBAbusiness
M.Eng.engineering management
PMPproject management
Black Beltsix sigma
06 / questions

the questions that come up first

does the business need to be "ready for AI"?

no. most of what gets fixed isn't AI. it takes a process that's annoying and an hour to walk through it.

is the audit a pitch for something bigger?

the audit is the product, and the plan is written to be run without us. if the right answer is "buy nothing and change two steps," that's what it says. it comes up more than you'd think.

how big does the business need to be?

big enough to have repeatable work and people doing it. the audit is scoped to a process or a team, so it fits a five-person shop and a department inside something much larger.

what if it finds nothing?

then it's free. five hours a week is a low bar in most businesses. a business that clears it should be teaching this.

07 / the next step

book it

start with a 15-minute introductory call to discuss your business and check fit. Pick a time that suits you, or send a note and we’ll come back to you.

book an intro → $999 · fixed · five hours a week identified, or refunded
or send a note